🔥 STILL KICKING PRESENTS:
The Most Unhinged Scavenger Hunt on Earth
Welcome to the madness.
This isn’t your average “find a leaf and call it a day” kind of scavenger hunt. This is a full-send, completely unhinged, gloriously weird festival-only challenge designed to test your creativity, stamina, and willingness to interact with sock puppets and inflatable flamingos.
At the bottom of this page, you’ll find a link that unlocks the full checklist. Treat it with reverence. Or crumple it and stuff it in your sock. We’re not the boss of you.
🎯 THE RULES (READ THESE OR PERISH):
- This must be completed at a music festival. No mall food courts. No backyard BBQs. Festivals only. Chaos required.
- Every item must have photo or video proof — and YOU must be in it (unless the item speaks for itself). We want receipts. Bonus points for dramatic flair.
- No AI submissions. If ChatGPT completes the hunt before you do, humanity has lost.
- Do NOT ruin anyone’s festival experience. This is about fun, not being a menace. Don’t be that guy.
- We reserve the right to roast you (lovingly) if you try to skip steps or phone it in. If your “photo proof” looks like it was taken by a potato, expect memes.
- Post your proof on Instagram and tag @StillKickingOfficial to get credit. Stories, posts, or reels — just make sure we see it. DMs accepted for sensitive weirdness.
- If you complete ALL items, DM us immediately for your final mission. Only one person can win the grand prize. First to finish gets eternal glory. And a prize that doesn’t suck.
🎁 THE REWARDS
- Do one thing: You get a discount.
- Do 10 things: You get a big discount.
- Do 15 things: We’ll send you a free box of Still Kicking.
- Do them all: You unlock the final mission. Complete it first and win the grand prize.
👑 THE GRAND PRIZE
If you complete EVERY mission — and you’re the first to do it — you unlock the final secret challenge. Complete that, and you’re not just a winner. You’re a legend.
- Crowned the Official 2025 Still Kicking Scavenger Hunt Champions
- 📸 Featured on 1,000 boxes of Still Kicking
- 📦 Awarded 15 boxes to split, hoard, or shrine-build as you see fit
This isn’t just a prize. It’s immortality in powdered electrolyte form.