What Your Festival Camping Setup Says About You

Your festival campsite is more than just where you crash — it’s basically your personality on display. Some of us roll in with a Pinterest-worthy glamp setup, while others show up with nothing but a tarp, a smile, and questionable decision-making skills.

So… what does your festival camping style say about you? Let’s break it down.

 

 

🌟 The Glamper (aka Festival Royalty)

You’ve got the tent that belongs in a design magazine. Solar string lights? Check. Memory-foam air mattress? Obviously. Coordinated tapestries? Naturally. Your charcuterie board game is on point, and you probably even brought a mirror and a skincare routine.

You planned this for weeks and know every set time, every afterparty, and the best route to get to both.

What this says about you:

✅ You don’t do discomfort.

✅ You’re the designated mom/dad of the group with all the essentials.

✅ Everyone wants to hang at your camp because it’s basically a luxury lounge.

 

 

🏕️ The Bare-Bones Bunker

You’re here for one reason: to survive and rage. You brought a half-broken tent, a budget sleeping bag, and a questionable foam cooler. Your meals? Trail mix and warm beer. You might rinse off with a baby wipe if you’re feeling fancy.

Comfort? That’s for the weak.

What this says about you:

✅ You’re tough as nails.

✅ You know how to make friends when you run out of literally everything.

✅ You’ve got at least one story involving a flooded tent and a thunderstorm.

 

 

🏠 The Airbnb Maxxer

Camping? No thanks. You booked an Airbnb with AC, a stocked fridge, and a comfy bed. Each day you roll in clean, recharged, and ready to rage while everyone else is running on fumes. When the night’s over, you Uber back to a fluffy pillow and a shower with water pressure.

What this says about you:

✅ You’ve seen the trenches, and you’re not going back.

✅ You will happily brag about your 8 hours of sleep.

✅ Low-key everyone is jealous of you, but they’ll never admit it.

 

 

🎒 The Lost Tent Nomad

 

You technically have a campsite somewhere, but can you find it? That’s a mystery. You’ve been couch-hopping, wandering, and making new best friends every night. Your tent is half-zipped, everything’s damp, but you’re having the time of your life.

What this says about you:

✅ You live purely in the moment.

✅ You’ll go home with 20 random phone numbers and a half-finished sticker collection.

✅ You’ll leave half your stuff behind, but collect twice as many memories.

 

So, Which One Are You?

 

 

No matter how you set up — glam, minimal, or pure chaos — one thing is universal: festival recovery is rough. Your serotonin takes a hit, your hydration is gone, and your sleep is questionable at best.

That’s where a little help goes a long way. Electrolytes, mood support, and adaptogens can help you bounce back and keep dancing another day.

(Still Kicking might just have your back on that one 😉.)

 

 

Festival camping style is a personality test — but surviving the weekend? That’s a skill. Stay hydrated, take care of yourself, and keep kicking.